Starshield's at the end of the age.
The StarShield SunBlocker Fit-over sunglasses by BluBlocker are an excellent pair of shades. Fundamentally useful for people looking to have a pair of sunglasses that they can fit their prescriptions comfortably underneath. The StarShield's are sturdy, somewhat flexible and good for men with large heads. Aesthetically they belong to the strange nature of the late 1990's liminal-mall scene. Timeless, yet like amber; which the lenses' themselves reflect, they are metamorphically "stuck" in that liminal energy.
If anything, these sunglasses not only block out the UV radiation of blue-light, they do something else far more ontologically strange. They help the user transport between worlds, cosmologies, theologies, and quasi-metaphysical astral adjacent realms of being. You would find these frames on an interstellar nomad, or a wasteland ronin, or a energy hunter from the 76th dimension. These are not frames for the meek, yet it requires a person of a meekness; and with an inward spirit of humility to bare them.
These frames. . . they will force you to cross distances you dare would not otherwise. They will guide you to mystery's you wished you had not learned in the first place. And as you're sailing on the cosmic waves of decay, nostalgia, possibilities and the entropy of dying starlight. You will peer past the horizon on your space-ships forward mast, and yes, they will block the red-suns of necrotic fate itself. And in your hands, you might possibly hold the keys to…
| Lens Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Fit |
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Small, 0 is Just Right and 2 is Big
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| Comfort |
Rated 5 out of 5
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